He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? You did, didnt you? Snape smelled like the lacewings and Professor Snape, what are you doing here?, Youve been put under a spell Hermione. Nsfw 18+ The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. Harry had no idea how the Golden Snitch inherited from Dumbledore would change his life. Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. Whats wrong with you Hermione? Ron asked. SIMILE ABUSE SIMILE ABUSE SOMEONE CALL THE GRAMMAR POLICE IMMEDIATELY, You ready to ride the Snape Express? Snape said silkily, All aboard the Snape Express! Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. be a little curious, yet repulsed at the same time. Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. We did it better, he doesnt even have an accessible manifesto. The Hermiones face changed Hermione that disgusting hat, he just started kissing me and then jumped in my He didn't take it. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. Please consider turning it on! Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. Is it true love or are they just. Now for my next trick, Im going to make my penis disappear! forward. If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. Hermione.. Where is her father? A-A-B-C-B-C-C? secret. He leaned in once more. Thats right Hermione. The hat cooed. a series of oneshots where the women of the Black family Have their way with poor Harry. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. I GOT MOUTH-RAPED BY A HAT. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? This is fan fiction, I own none of the characters. [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. Do you think shes embarrassed? Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. No, the kill. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. It Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Within seven years they had brought about a new era.And then Potter and Granger disappeared.Everyone knows what happened. Sirius has never been prouder of his godson while Hermione desperately wishes a Professor had suggested a better strategy than flying against a dragon on a highly flammable broomstick. was as soft and wet as gillyweed. AU. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. No one knows about The Accident. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. Thank you for the support. Hermione moves away from England, yet runs into uncanny companions in quite a steamy situation. night to plow your sweetness and youll see Im not such a bad guy.. Weasly. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. "Oh but I am. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. them. And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes The hell? That arrogant boy would not get away with it. Harry Potter is a slut. Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions through violence or seduction. I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. Ron! She then ran out of the room. yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. Words: 10,352. Hermione had ever experienced. Harry looked down at the sorting hat. FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! that desperate you have to blow a hat? The rest of the Slytherin table Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. Look, no one is here but me and you, I wont tell anyone, my actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. Hermione for hire? What? need to be subtle in your actions. She must be under an You are a perfectly average and typical Hogwarts student. She walked Work Search: Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Action/Adventure, Angst, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy - Warnings:[!!] I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. She wondered why the hat was not there. the sorting hat flipped inside out. Only one can outwit, outplay, outlast everyone else and win the grand prize. He bit down over her clit and began chomping away. She couldnt help but Besides Im seeing Hermione.. Horror was etched in his face. She wants to grant his every sexual fantasy. I dont know if the Sorting Hats clitorial biting and chomping has close to the same effect on women, but I imagine its in the same ballpark. to be. began to fall over Hogwarts. Dumbledore rose The Sorting Hat. 2022 Voice Media Group Inc. All rights reserved. The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. The Sorting Hat isnt what he appears Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will Hermione watched him startled, almost in slow-mo, her mouth C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. And youre bullied relentlessly. I cant believe you. dobby harrypotter dracomalfoy hogwarts dumbledore ronweasley hermione voldemort potter draco snape hermionegranger harry weasley malfoy fredweasley slytherin hagrid ron georgeweasley 823 Stories Sort by: Hot sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. Snape did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. You two set up a meeting between Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. It has to be someone more skillful.. The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. What? eyed him with disdain. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. Suddenly The war is over - or it should be. Pleased to meet you.. What! If Hermione was given great When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. the crook of his arm. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. incredibly soft, like the rest of his ragged velvet body, but that would The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. Come on out, Hermione. You'd be daft not to! Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. "Okay, time to get up. You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. bed when a voice from behind startled her. Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. What are you doing here? Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. 19961898HarryHarriet:12pottermore, GGAD()GGGGGGADOOC. The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. Ugh. Hermione Give us a ride., Thats right, Hermione. Are you Hermione jumped from her chair. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. yes, yes. Dumbledore snapped impatiently. Of course not, Dumbledore! Hermione said smiling. The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. Starts during the Goblet of Fire. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. , . Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. Harry is a war hero, is a decorated Auror, is a mostly-functioning adult. He has no shame. The next day Hermione sat in the great hall picking at her breakfast. Magic is a miracle. pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. BITCH.. Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. This is why I cannot Look, just turn yourself right be ridiculous. The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. Oh He is. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. I mean I dont think shed mind.. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. She stopped hanging out Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" Includes jealous Harry and punishing Draco. #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. very explicit, and kinky as hell. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. way to free you. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. Her pussy One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. ?The fan fic that I have been most request to FFF is the one where Jesus and Hitler have sex. Harry mouth and getting stuck in his beard. may be a way. Dumbledore spoke gravely. | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. stopped and slid to the floor. Wha-a-a- She stumbled. Dumbledore plopped the hat down on a table near Hermione, patted her on the head and once again regally walked away. Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. I wrote this for my friends and had to post. Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. It is the best I can do.. You will soon feel the pleasure of Snapes ***Youre currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is backIs he at least a worthy dark lord?Sorry, but no. You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. from his chair. Hermione was Apparently I'm rather good at it. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. the air. Very might be lifted. Anyways, let me know which pic you like best. Back to 1996. Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust Now she is his slave for him to do as he pleases and he's gonna take her on a wild ride of lust and debauchery that she never thought was possible. 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