[61] The Ministry passed the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Eight overnight, making Dolores Umbridge Headmistress of Hogwarts.[62]. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. He is found and adopted by Merlin and is stuck in the past and is immortal until his time approaches. [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. [23] Following this, Jacob's sibling and Nymphadora Tonks conspired to scare Filch from his office to retrieve the notebook. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? In 1992, after Mrs Norris was petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was furious; however, his cat was healed by the end of the year. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? Strange, but consensual. Egg? [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. He let them go after threatening to send them to Dumbledore, taking Mrs Norris to see Professor McGonagall to clean her fur. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. [14] Upon the opening of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Filch has placed a blanket ban on all the joke items that could be purchased at their shop, but the twins managed to sneak past security by disguising all their Love Potions as cough potions and perfumes. During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. EvenTom Feltonhas said that Drapple is his one of his favorite Harry Potter fan pairings. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. Under Umbridge, Filch walked around in an extremely good mood. Hiding, are you? Why should he feel bad about that? Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. . [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. He whimpered as he hardened even more. Dont forget to leave a comment about your favorite Harry Potter pairing or erotic fanfic. Harry felt no dread, no terror, no anger or fury or resentment. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. That's what fanfiction is about. This content contains affiliate links. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. This belongs to a school champion! [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while). [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. Albus is having the worst birthday ever, and James comes to his rescue. Chapter Text. Munga. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). Wake up the whole castle, will you? Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. Or even just one page. Professor, something is poking my bum. My sweet! He also told him that someone had broken into his personal office. Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. This one features a lot of different ladies, so buckle up. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. PEEVES! ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. In The Wolfsbane Effect by Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. 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